Archive: The School of Rock-DENTENTION! (NSFW)

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Welcome to the archive of our very first podcast: The School of Rock-DETENTION! Running from 2013 to 2014, this podcast was our after-show improv cooldown show, where we could channel the energy from that night's "School of Rock" broadcast into something constructive. Was it funny? You be the judge! Enjoy :)

• • • Episode 1: Why We Should Be In Detention
      The first episode of the School of Rock: Detention! Recorded immediately after the School of Rock broadcasts on SoR Radio, The Professor, The Budman, Doc Blackburn, and Special Chad expound on the topic of the week, as well as anything else that may drift in and out of their strange minds. Tonight's Topic: Reasons why detention might be appropriate.
      Airdate: Nov. 13, 2013
      

• • • Episode 2: The Weirdness That is Radio
      This week, the School of Detention crew (The Professor, The Budman, Doc Blackburn, and Special Chad) welcome The Wereswan to detention, and reminisce about their favorite weird radio stories, either experienced first-hand from the broadcasting side, or overheard on-air.
      Airdate: Nov. 20, 2013
      

• • • Episode 3: The Thanksgiving Mission
      This week, the School of Detention crew (The Professor, The Budman, Doc Blackburn, and Special Chad) discuss purchasing Matt Damon's house in Florida, make plans for the eventual (they hope) big lottery win, write a letter to Wal-Mart, and talk about what they're thankful for (which isn't anything anyone would expect).
      Airdate: Nov. 27, 2014
      

• • • Episode 4: Marvel vs. DC
      This week, the School of Detention crew (The Professor, The Budman, Doc Blackburn, and Special Chad) discuss class clowns versus class comedians, the magic of the teacher's lounge, our society's current obsession with petitions, and the filmic version of the Marvel vs. DC debate.
      Airdate: Dec. 4, 2013
      

• • • Episode 5: The Matrix Dilemma
      This week, the School of Detention crew (The Professor, The Budman, Doc Blackburn, and Special Chad, along with special guest WeirdoRedHead) debate a recent theoretical physics discovery that all of reality may be nothing more than a holographic projection, and pick the one thing they'd change in reality if this really was "the matrix."
      Airdate: Dec. 11, 2013
      

• • • Episode 6: Holiday Traditions?
      This week, the School of Detention crew (The Professor, The Budman, Doc Blackburn, and Special Chad) welcome Doctor Trey and Aurora Monroe for a roundtable confessional during which it is revealed why Special Chad's brother continues to light him on fire, why the Professor only watches the first 3/4 of any version of A Christmas Carol, and other holiday traditions and oddities.
      Airdate: Dec. 18, 2013
      

• • • Episode 7: Tempus Fugit
      Time does fly, and now it's 2014! This episode, the School of Rock: Detention crew (The Professor, The Budman, Doc Blackburn, and Special Chad) let the topics fly thick and fierce, including a discussion of the merits of attempting a New Year's Resolution, and what those might be, including a new research agenda for the Budman.
      Airdate: Jan. 1, 2014
      

• • • Episode 8: The Futility of Frigidity
      In this episode, the School of Rock: Detention crew (The Professor, The Budman, Doc Blackburn, and Special Chad), and Aurora Monroe, discuss how 2 degrees above zero Fahrenheit can feel positively balmy, historic snowstorms that have hit their home-towns, and what sorts of things, and the story of the woman who, unintentionally, drove off an overpass onto the freeway below and lived to tell the tale. This, of course, segue-ways into a discussion of classic television, which makes perfect sense... or it will. ;)
      Airdate: Jan. 15, 2014
      

• • • Episode 9: Cinema Hallmark: The Dark Side
      In this episode, the School of Rock: Detention crew (The Professor, The Budman, Doc Blackburn, and Special Chad) explore the fun of English, discuss Doc's alternate career making brutally-honest greeting cards, and pick (and justify) the best bad movie and the worst bad movie ever.
      Airdate: Jan. 15, 2014
      

• • • Episode 10: Stuff That Just Plain Ticks Us Off
      In this episode, the School of Rock: Detention crew (The Professor, The Budman, Doc Blackburn, and Special Chad) reveal exactly what presses their buttons and creates an instant negative reaction, be that a type of person, a manner of speaking, word choice, or any other reason someone could take an immediate dislike to another human being.
      Airdate: Jan. 22, 2014
      

• • • Episode 11: Hey Chad, Be Careful What You Ask For...
      In this episode, the School of Rock: Detention crew (The Professor, The Budman, Doc Blackburn, and Special Chad) run the full gamut of topics, including the Dan Aykroyd film classic "Doctor Detroit," deporting Justin Bieber, a revocation of an Academy Award nomination, Kirk Cameron and the Grammys, and casting former Presidents in new and interesting film roles.
      Airdate: Jan. 29, 2014
      

• • • Episode 12: I think George Lucas Gonna Sue Somebody!
      In this episode, the School of Rock: Detention crew (The Professor, The Budman, Doc Blackburn, and Special Chad) discusses where they'd run if they were "on the lamb" from the law, why Special Chad should see the movie "Highlander," underage sword-swallowers, and why someone needs to do something about the threat to world society that is Justin Bieber.
      Airdate: Feb. 5, 2014
      

• • • Episode 13: Oh for a Lack of Justin Bieber...
      In this episode, the School of Rock: Detention crew (The Professor, The Budman, Doc Blackburn, and Special Chad), along with special guest Krzyz1, discuss a new crime-fighting duo, and then segue-way into marketing ideas for their new lotion, with comedy by the Budman and jingles by Special Chad!
      Airdate: Feb. 19, 2014
      

• • • Episode 14: Sex, School, and Why Junk Pics Are a Bad Idea.
      In this episode, the School of Rock: Detention crew (The Professor, The Budman, Doc Blackburn, and Special Chad), reveal their reasons for being in detention this week, relate tales of bad sex (along with a rather startlingly sentimental revelation), crushes on teacher (both sending and receiving), the "fallacy" of certain types of texted pictures, and warning signs that could (or should) be applied to Special Chad.
      Airdate: Feb. 26, 2014
      

• • • Episode 15: Ordinary Radio Heroes in an Avengers Radio World.
      In this episode, the School of Rock: Detention crew (The Professor, The Budman, Doc Blackburn, and Special Chad), tackle the "gilf" vs. "g-milf" controversey, a whole new lexicon of verbs made up of words with 'd tacked onto the end, and writer/director/actor/film score composer choices for the soon-not-to-be-in-production SoR host films, leading up to an Avengers-style "coming together" story of the School of Rock crew and their spunky little radio show.
      Airdate: Mar. 5, 2014
      

• • • Episode 16: PCU is alive and well and eating in Las Vegas.
      In this episode, the School of Rock: Detention crew (The Professor, The Budman, Doc Blackburn, and Special Chad, along with special guest Aurora Monroe) pre-reminisce about their upcoming trip to Las Vegas, detail some of the amazing food options available in the City of Sin, discuss the incomprehensible state of a current women's fashion trend, and debate examples of political correctness gone horribly wrong.
      Airdate: Mar. 19, 2014
      

• • • Episode 17: Clowns, Street Signs, Hooters, and Coxsoccer.
      In this episode, the School of Rock: Detention crew (The Professor, The Budman, Doc Blackburn, and Special Chad, along with special guests Aurora Monroe and Krzyz1) delve into the issue of the creepy Staten Island clown, talk about the most nefarious exit number/street combination in the state of Michigan, other odd and unusual street signs, a collective distaste for the Hooters restaurant franchise, and a new sport called "Coxsoccer."
      Airdate: Mar. 26, 2014
      

• • • Episode 18: Dream jobs, murder by shoe, April Fool's, and VEGAS!
      In this episode, the School of Rock: Detention crew (The Professor, The Budman, Doc Blackburn, and Special Chad) practically leap into a discussion of why they're in detention this week, Mother Nature's fickle bitchiness, how to make golf fun, the virtue of the "Sadder but Wiser" girl, murder by Stiletto (Heel), the Professor's dream job, and how to do April Fool's pranks right (and wrong). And, of course, VEGAS!
      Airdate: Apr. 2, 2014
      

• • • Episode 19: Special Edition - Live from Las Vegas!
      The trio of high-heeled woman (including the Amazon in the red dress), the drunk gay Hawaiian, the leering NAB douchebag, the laughing Australian, and others join the Professor, the Budman, Special Chad, and Papa Trey for the Vegas edition of The School of Rock: Detention! Recorded live on the Las Vegas strip monorail, this is raw sound footage at its finest! Listen in for a sample of what it's like to be in Sin City with this group, led by Vegas Guru the Budman!
      Airdate: Apr. 9, 2014
      

• • • Episode 20: Ah that good old post-Vegas recap.
      In this episode, the School of Rock: Detention crew (The Professor, The Budman, Doc Blackburn, and Special Chad, along with special guest PollyPink) reveal why they're in detention this week and reminisce about Vegas, near past and far past which includes how the Professor is the worst Vegas visitor ever, Flinstonian Synchronized Snoring, celebrity sightings in Vegas, the awesome horridness that was Thong Peter Criss, run-ins with Penn and Teller and with Kevin Smith, the Crew's favorite Vegas food, and the Professor's favorite Vegas food location hostess. VEGAS!
      Airdate: Apr. 17, 2014
      

• • • Episode 21: Self-Indulgent albums, Casper, Geek culture, and the First Amendment
      In this episode, the School of Rock: Detention crew (The Professor, The Budman, Doc Blackburn, and Special Chad) discuss the five most self-indulgent albums, the dark stain on the Professor's soul, who's the most melanin-deprived in the lounge, the dark wrongness of Casper the Friendly Ghost, Walt Disney's damning past, what Triumph of the Will and Professional Wrestling have in common, sexism and intolerance in geek culture, how haters perpetuate negative stereotypes, the Professor's first brush with the First Amendment, the wisdom of Harlan Ellison, how Jenny McCarthy is threatening the health of the nation, and how facts are... you know... FACTS!
      Airdate: Apr. 23, 2014
      

• • • Episode 22: The end of semester burnout and the rambling it often causes
      In this episode, the School of Rock: Detention crew (The Professor, The Budman, Doc Blackburn, and Special Chad, along with special guest Aurora Monroe) explore the possibility of "timesuck" online, student end-of-semester excuses, the Professor's inherent opposition to... everything, the wisdom of Willy Wonka, the efficacy of grading, what next century's listeners will think of the folks in Detention, a moral and cannibalistic dilemma, remake/sequel hell, the meaning of "freed the beast" on Family Guy, fast vs. slow, the physics of the mile-high club, and the bear-cub culture in San Francisco!
      Airdate: May 7, 2014
      

• • • Episode 23: Mutated monsters, sex-myths, and parts-naming
      In this episode, the School of Rock: Detention crew (The Professor, The Budman, Doc Blackburn, and Special Chad, along with special guest Aurora Monroe) discuss their reasons for being in detention this week, the upcoming chubby Godzilla, new horizons in sex education, six insane-sounding sexual myths that actually turn out to be true, SoR's media celebrity status, the disparity of parts-naming between the sexes, the reality of Jacques Cousteau-themed porn, and our new sponsor, Waffle Tacos.
      Airdate: May 14, 2014
      

• • • Episode 24: Comic-Con, boobies, and food porn
      In this episode, the School of Rock: Detention crew The Professor, The Budman, Doc Blackburn, and Doc Blackburn, along with special guest Krzyz1) reveal their reasons for this weeks detention attendance, discuss food porn, the pros and cons of lounging in a hot-tub full of spaghetti and meatballs in Las Vegas, the crew's attendance at Motor City Comic-Con, endure the Budman's ComicCon rant, talk about the true strength of the geek community, and discover the sound of two boobs clapping!
      Airdate: May 21, 2014
      

• • • Episode 25: Bagpipes, Muppets, marriage, and phallus fallacies
      In this episode, the School of Rock: Detention crew (The Professor, The Budman, Doc Blackburn, and Special Chad, along with special guest Krzyz1) talk about why they're in detention this week, Buddy's Bagpipe nightmare, Joss Whedon's solidarity pic with Edgar Wright, Doc Blackburn and the three Chrises, the realities of marriage, what human marriage and preying mantis mating habits have in common, the merits of being the cool Uncle, euphamisms for Special Chad's special part, Jabba jokes and the new Jabba golf course, Hummers vs. Hummers, the best tank story ever, Cthulhu phallus, Chad's muppet face, and more Cthulhu phallus!
      Airdate: May 28, 2014
      

• • • Episode 26: Television, Children's Literature, and Sexual Bucket Lists
      In this episode, the School of Rock: Detention crew (The Professor, The Budman, Doc Blackburn, and Special Chad, along with special guest Krzyz1) talk about why they're in detention this week, party leftovers, the fairness of the phrase "we are pregnant," cesarean births, Land of the Lost (complete with spontaneous musical performance), how to fix the Supreme Court, whackjob Governors, questionable kid's book titles, Special Chad's aversion to water sports, dual-penii logistics, and an odd sexual bucket-list.
      Airdate: Jun. 11, 2014
      

• • • Episode 27: Religion, Infidelity, and how to deal with Dick Knuckle
      In this episode, the School of Rock: Detention crew (The Professor, The Budman, Doc Blackburn, and Special Chad, along with special guests Aurora Monroe and Krzyz1) talk about what got them in detention this time, scary nuns, the coolness of Pope Francis, Dick Knuckle, penis laser scopes, the penis-scope, laser hair removal for men, tales of infidelity, discomfort, and betrayal, girth versus length, penile shawarma, Ronco Penis Grafts, and the need to listen to the Black Box of this podcast to figure out where exactly it went so far off the rails.
      Airdate: Jun. 25, 2014
      

• • • Episode 28: Maine, New York, Texas, Washington DC, and "Is that code?"
      In this episode, the School of Rock: Detention crew (The Professor, The Budman, Doc Blackburn, and Special Chad, along with special guests Aurora Monroe and Krzyz1) gather once again to explain why they're in detention after all this time, discuss their various trips (The Professor and Doc Blackburn to Maine, Special Chad to New York City, Aurora Monroe to Texas, and Krazy1 to Washington, D.C.). Throughout, they talk about what is and isn't code, odd Maine ice cream flavours, stupid tourists and the Atlantic ocean, the Times Square mini-Wonder Woman, the luxurious (and never-ending) nature of Texas meat, and Krazy1's whirlwind tour of the monument circuit. All-in-all, a great reunion after a month of traveling!
      Airdate: Jul. 30, 2014
      

• • • Episode 29: Legacies, the weird, and hardy 70s kids
      In this episode, the School of Rock: Detention crew (The Professor, The Budman, Doc Blackburn, and Special Chad, along with special guest Aurora Monroe) explore the topics of masturbation games, the perils of Ambien, how the music industry is destroying legacies, how the Guardians of the Galaxy soundtrack (Number 1 on the charts) is re-introducing people of all ages to 60s/70s music, inappropriate teachers, flooding and an douchebag governor, how to die from ass-play, paramedic stories, how a town in Minnesota chose a dog over a human to be their mayor, why you don't beat cops in a doughnut eating contest, Lassie stories that never made it to air, the horror that is Comcast, and a realistic comparison of kids from the 70s to kids of today.
      Airdate: Aug. 13, 2014
      

• • • Episode 30: Trust issues galore
      In this episode, the School of Rock: Detention crew (The Professor, The Budman, Doc Blackburn, and Special Chad, along with special guests Aurora Monroe and Krzyz1) explain why they're in detention this week and discuss the crew's new bigger, blacker box (Cards Against Humanity), why the crew should not be part of beauty pageants, Wal-Mart's new dress code, why you don't text and drive, masturbation-caused automobile accidents vs. texting-caused automobile accidents, emergency room tales, a bad internship, serial cereal, the fappening, why you DON'T TRUST THE CLOUD, fun with TSA agents, and the dark side of children's TV hosts.
      Airdate: Sept. 3, 2014
      

• • • Episode 31: It's all about fluids, isn't it?
      In this episode, the School of Rock: Detention crew (The Professor, The Budman, Doc Blackburn, and Special Chad along with special guest Aurora Monroe) hear the story of the Lounge Halloween candy, a certain McDonald's new special sauce, drinkable Girl Scout cookies, DILFs, Liam Neeson as Popeye, the new generation of Princess Bride fans, Andre the Giant drinking stories, the legacy of the Madman, a new game ("Celebrity Child or Kentucky Derby Winner"), other game ideas, obsolete websites, the latest Fappening news, stalker websites, Seth Green's career, Aurora's sex instructions, the new Papa Trey drinking game/bingo, our "friend" the Hazelnut, and the Detention Crew's version of T-P-ing.
      Airdate: Sept. 17, 2014
      

• • • Episode 32: Deer heads, deer heads, dreaded wedded deer heads...
      In this episode, the School of Rock: Detention crew (The Professor, The Budman, Doc Blackburn, and Special Chad, along with special guests Aurora Monroe and Krzyz1) ruminate on rim shots, reasons for being in detention, truly odd holiday gifts, the worst holiday gift of all, the upside of divorce, the financial windfall of religion, the Universal Church of Abuse, conservative communities and strip clubs, stuffed fishes, a fisherman's warped idea of a wedding and honeymoon, and how to tailgate a wedding.
      Airdate: Oct. 15, 2014
      

• • • Episode 33: Frotage, Games, and Octopii-Shaving
      In this episode, the School of Rock: Detention crew (The Professor, The Budman, Doc Blackburn, and Special Chad, along with special guests Aurora Monroe, Krzyz1, and "TDubs") delve into dental frottage, GUGs and LUGs, the Professor's period as a practice-room lothario, our love of modern plumbing, why we're all too old to go camping anymore, the "fun" of communal showers, the illegality of shaving octopi for fun and profit, a new game from the Budman, "Rap Lyrics or Written By A Kid," Disney's 6th time in court for the same case, trying to put a dollar amount on "Stairway to Heaven," and the options for getting a new detention monitor.
      Airdate: Oct. 29, 2014
      

• • • Episode 34: Irony, hoobies, and Craft Beer or Sex Act
      In this episode, the School of Rock: Detention crew (The Professor, The Budman, Doc Blackburn, and Special Chad, along with special guests Aurora Monroe, TDubs, and O-Doyle) discuss the rumors that there may be a new detention hall monitor taking over, the real definition of irony applied to people who should be Darwin award winners, inventors killed by their own inventions, hoobie-lovin', to pierce or not to pierce, how to get thrown out of church, things to tell your boss, the best slasher movie parody ever - "Student Bodies," how to annoy your bartender, memes of the week, and the Budman brings in his latest game "Craft Beer or Sex Act."
      Airdate: Nov. 12, 2014
      

• • • Episode 35: Karma, T-Shirts, and Shakespeare vs. Batman
      In this episode, the School of Rock: Detention crew (The Professor, The Budman, Doc Blackburn, and Special Chad, along with special guests Aurora Monroe, TDubs, and O-Doyle) welcome a new hall monitor for year 2 of the show, discuss what happened to the old hall monitor, how dumb you have to be to try to fit into a dumbwaiter, Darwin Award-winning ways to die, witnessing karma for once, douchebag drivers, the new UK porn ban, a new t-shirt from the Detentionites, "Flavors Against Humanity" revisited, what it means to be "Prof'd," The Budman's latest game "Shakespeare or Batman," Adam West, commonly mispronounced words and misunderstood abbreviations, what happens when you give a walkman to a teenager of today, embarrassing starts in radio broadcasting, childhood musical torture, the UK porn ban revisited, and TV news regrets.
      Airdate: Dec. 3, 2014